And I Thought CROCS Were Evil…… | Dlistedtoe shoes are fucking awesome. your argument is invalid.
HOLYL SHIT THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT SO MUCH THAT I WON’T REPOST THE PICTURE.
All kinds of levels of wrong. WRONG.
That seriously made my skin crawl.
I would de-friend anyone I knew wearing those so quickly they’d fall out of their nasty ass freaking toe shoes.
NO! You just don’t get it do you? These are amazing! This is what you want! Otherwise, the zombies will think you are human!!!!!!
No really - I want them. Not for like, you know, wearing with my Escada suit or anything…but they’ll be perfect for taking kombucha to my yoga class before going on that creek walk.
‘Zactly. My teva’s are wearing out (first pair lasted 8 years, this pair is wearing out in 4, WTF), and I need new shoes-for-standing-in-streams, going-to-rocky-beaches, and generally doing shit where fashion is irrelavent.
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