Photo: ifthisthenthat: If anyone asks, then, yes, I do know how to shave. I’ve been doing it forever, every time I might get laid or I have a job interview. Chicago has given me so many shaving nicks — five today alone. It’s not me, it’s not the razor. It has to be the water. This is the second thing I absolutely hate about this city. I hope I have enough O-Positive to make it through a summer full of skirts. It’s the way the air sucks the moisture out of your skin.  Air quality was a big reason for moving out of that city.

ifthisthenthat: If anyone asks, then, yes, I do know how to shave. I’ve been doing it forever, every time I might get laid or I have a job interview. Chicago has given me so many shaving nicks — five today alone. It’s not me, it’s not the razor. It has to be the water. This is the second thing I absolutely hate about this city. I hope I have enough O-Positive to make it through a summer full of skirts. It’s the way the air sucks the moisture out of your skin.  Air quality was a big reason for moving out of that city.

ifthisthenthat:

If anyone asks, then, yes, I do know how to shave. I’ve been doing it forever, every time I might get laid or I have a job interview. Chicago has given me so many shaving nicks — five today alone. It’s not me, it’s not the razor. It has to be the water. This is the second thing I absolutely hate about this city. I hope I have enough O-Positive to make it through a summer full of skirts.

It’s the way the air sucks the moisture out of your skin.  Air quality was a big reason for moving out of that city.

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